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Try Antifreeze For That Youthful Glow

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Today is my birthday. As many of my friends will tell you, I am ridiculously hard on myself. So I greet my birthdays with a rather punitive evaluation of where I’ve been, where I want to be, and all the … Continue reading →

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What The Hell Do I Know About Santa’s Memoirs?

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Madame Paradox

I know, you’re confused. But Heidi you say, why does a nice Jewish girl from the suburbs think she can talk about the Kringle Extraordinaire? Point taken. But I figure if I simply apply my enthusiasm for chocolate and lingerie, … Continue reading →

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A Xmas Tale Involving Chopsticks And Twitter

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Madame Paradox

At age twelve I had the extraordinary privilege of going to Japan with my parents. In Tokyo, wall-to-wall bodies filled the city. Huge billboards and traffic abounded. It felt familiar somehow, a combination of battling the crowds to get a … Continue reading →

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Quantum Physics and Social Media

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Madame Paradox

a.k.a.  A writer procrastinates Up until a few weeks ago I didn’t know a widget from a gadget, a tweet was a disturbing noise likely made by a mouse trapped beneath my oven, and AJAX* was a popular cleanser in … Continue reading →

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