Tag Archives: Christmas

Where Is My Popeil Latke Maker?

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Madame Paradox

A Xmas pub crawl seems to have taken over my neighborhood. Hipsters wearing Santa Suits and elf costumes are collecting on street corners. First they fall down drunk then shout to their Mrs Claus counterparts about what bar to hit … Continue reading →

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In Case This Writing Thing Doesn’t Pan Out – Xmas Edition

Posted on December 24, 2010 by Madame Paradox

I’m considering a few career alternatives. Which one do you prefer?

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What The Hell Do I Know About Santa’s Memoirs?

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Madame Paradox

I know, you’re confused. But Heidi you say, why does a nice Jewish girl from the suburbs think she can talk about the Kringle Extraordinaire? Point taken. But I figure if I simply apply my enthusiasm for chocolate and lingerie, … Continue reading →

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A Xmas Tale Involving Chopsticks And Twitter

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Madame Paradox

At age twelve I had the extraordinary privilege of going to Japan with my parents. In Tokyo, wall-to-wall bodies filled the city. Huge billboards and traffic abounded. It felt familiar somehow, a combination of battling the crowds to get a … Continue reading →

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