Monthly Archives: April 2011

Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under the Influence Of This Writing Career

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Madame Paradox

I have this malady I fear is terminal, a creeping fungus that refuses to recede. I am a writer you see, and despite all my best efforts, I can deny this disease no longer. I mean no one in their … Continue reading →

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Bacon, A Cautionary Tale

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Madame Paradox

I’m warning you right now this is a ridiculous post. But I’ve been remiss with my blogging so I thought I’d leave you a wicked little short. Note: This flash fiction was inspired by a contest I missed on the blog … Continue reading →

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The Apocalypse Is Nigh, In Other News…

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Madame Paradox

The bad news is wearing me down people. Seriously grinding me away. At this rate I will be a mere tablespoon of bitter cocoa powder by May.  (What? Did you expect my essence to consist of buttercups and lollipops? Yeesh.) … Continue reading →

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