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The Apocalypse Is Nigh, In Other News…

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Madame Paradox

The bad news is wearing me down people. Seriously grinding me away. At this rate I will be a mere tablespoon of bitter cocoa powder by May.  (What? Did you expect my essence to consist of buttercups and lollipops? Yeesh.) … Continue reading →

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Sensitive Skin, One Reason I’m Not A Prima Ballerina

Posted on October 15, 2010 by Madame Paradox

Sometime around the age of four I became obsessed with ballerinas.  I don’t know if it was the tutu or the toe shoes or the reenacted fairy tales but for whatever reason, I was intrigued.  The only thing I wanted … Continue reading →

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