Monthly Archives: September 2010

Cute But Delusional

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Madame Paradox

Hugo Von Strummer showed up a few weeks ago.  He’s an inventor, carries around a vial of his dead mother’s teeth attached to a gold chain in lieu of a pocket watch.  What can I say?  The man has issues. … Continue reading →

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Letters Kidnapped: i-phone held for questioning

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Madame Paradox

Rest in peace little i-book.  You tolerated five drafts of my manuscript and countless emails. Of course you might have mentioned that a few of those emails–when it was midnight, I was tipsy, and in a severe state of PMS–were … Continue reading →

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Writer Whacked in Effigy

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Madame Paradox

A writer recalls an unusual and funny childhood memory involving bats and an oversized pinata in the shape of her head. Continue reading →

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Introduction de Paradox

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Madame Paradox

Madame Paradox, a writer with a quirky sense of humor, attempts to explain who she is and what her blog will be about. Continue reading →

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