Tag Archives: funny

Of Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax

Posted on June 8, 2011 by Madame Paradox

From time to time I ask myself the important questions in life. For example, why is the dog in this picture pushing a baby carriage? Do I get enough fiber? How much NYC soot can I inhale before becoming the proverbial … Continue reading →

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Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under the Influence Of This Writing Career

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Madame Paradox

I have this malady I fear is terminal, a creeping fungus that refuses to recede. I am a writer you see, and despite all my best efforts, I can deny this disease no longer. I mean no one in their … Continue reading →

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Dr. Freud, We Have A Problem

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Madame Paradox

There are few things that warm the cockles more than watching a young child play with her dollies. Unless of course she’s me. A dolly placed in my hot little hands was immediately stripped of her worldly possessions. That’s right, … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Eat Spotted Dick, But I Could Try

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Lately I’ve noticed online I’m enjoying the company of many people from the UK. Although it’s probably because they happen to be lovely and entertaining, there’s something more, something until recently I couldn’t quite put my finger on. It has … Continue reading →

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