A Xmas Tale Involving Chopsticks And Twitter

At age twelve I had the extraordinary privilege of going to Japan with my parents. In Tokyo, wall-to-wall bodies filled the city. Huge billboards and traffic abounded. It felt familiar somehow, a combination of battling the crowds to get a view of the FAO Schwarz Xmas windows and surviving the pack in Times Square at New Years with one important difference. This huge sea of faces was all Asian.

The trip had vivid moments that have stayed with me to this day. Walking the street surrounded by asphalt and people, I entered a tiny crowded store, walked out its back door to discover an exquisite garden. Gold and orange flickered beneath the water in a Koi pond inches from my feet while well manicured trees trembled in the breeze. Everywhere the efficient use of space created incredible beauty and escape from this congested urban environment.

There was comedy, of course. A stop at a country Inn where we slept on traditional Tatami mats, surprisingly comfy. For some reason, I can’t recall why, my mother called down to the front desk to ask for assistance. Perhaps some question about the bath or a need for an extra blanket. During the protracted discussion the front desk seemed to misunderstand her words.

“Yes, I would like a man to come to my room,” my mother finally said with emphasis. Meanwhile the hotel manager explained they did not provide that kind of service to the customers. Mom goes to Japan gets accused of trolling for male prostitutes, film at eleven. Good times.

During the trip, we also discovered the Japanese businessmen found my parents custom of taking me out to dinner with them very peculiar. On several occasions in fact, when we were with my father’s colleagues, I was encouraged to try the meal first, just for the novelty of gauging my innocent reaction. The Japanese equivalent of “Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything,” I suppose. Expecting me to keep my game face on for these forays into new cuisine met with mixed results. Perhaps what saved us from offending our hosts, is that several times people asked my parents if I was part Japanese. Apparently my almond-shaped eyes made them wonder. I’m not, by the way. Or Egyptian, although a cab drive once asked. Nor Italian, when that other cab driver asked. Nor Israeli, when that shoe repair guy wondered, or black Irish, when those ladies on my vacation inquired. Whatever combo plate of Eastern Bloc genetics I possess, apparently it shows up in the search engines of several cultures.

One event however, stands out amongst the lovely shinto shrines and buddhist temples. Leaving Tokyo we arrived in Kyoto, a place filled with art, stunning landmarks, and delicious food. Our first night there we dined at a local restaurant recommended by my father’s colleague. We’d only been in Japan for a few days and I had yet to get the hang of chopsticks. As the patrons voices buzzed around us, I cast a longing gaze at a large cast iron pot in the center of our table. Curls of steam moistened my cheek. My mouth watered while savory bits bubbled in a teriyaki based stew. As the hunger pangs intensified I attempted repeatedly to retrieve a tasty morsel from the pot, without utensils. Although Jewish, and therefore occasionally exposed to the Chinese-food-on-Xmas ritual, I had never really gotten the hang of chopsticks. Besides, using a wooden stick to scrape some rice into my mouth bore no comparison to seafood stew extraction.

In desperation I placed one stick in my left hand and one in my right, attempting to mash delicate pieces of flaky fish between the two. Across the dimly lit room an older Japanese gentleman gazed at me. Perhaps his curiosity about my ethnicity caused him to take an interest in this twelve-year-old “gringo”. Or maybe the look of consternation on my brow elicited his sympathy. Whatever the reason, he suddenly smiled and laughed. I shrugged my shoulders at him, the international suburban gesture for “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.” To my amazement he held up his hand, slowly placing the first chopstick in proper position, followed by the second. He continued to patiently teach me from across the room until it seemed I had a basic understanding of how they worked. I nodded my thanks and appreciation.

I will never forget this moment in my young life, truly. A room filled with foreign words bandied about in a staccato rhythm, a man many years my senior with whom I could not communicate, a table filled with mysterious edibles; yet the human connection transcended everything about my unfamiliar surroundings.

A few months ago I joined twitter and the world of social media. My entrance was not without its bumps and bruises. The idea of chatting with Ashton Kutcher (which was all I knew of twitter at the time) elicited a good deal of cynicism. But then something began to change.  A day during which I had spoken to people from Canada, the UK, California, Oklahoma, Utah, Louisiana, Georgia, Massachusetts, and New York, got me to thinking. When in my entire lifetime had I ever had the opportunity to connect with so many different voices from so many places? Writers in particular are a group that spends huge amounts of time alone.  It’s wonderful to build worlds in one’s head, but isolating as well. And there in that stream of conversations is an entire community of people who are funny, well read, articulate and share my passion for words. It is a wealth of riches that begins with hashtags like #writechat, #litchat, and #askagent, to name a few. Conversations with people like me struggling to make this their career.

I’ll be honest with you, while I can be gregarious when I wish, I’m not particularly fond of small talk, and I grow shy rather easily. So the idea of having more than ten “followers” while exciting, is a bit scary. Frankly, if I were in a room with two hundred people I’d be the one most likely to walk over to my host’s bookshelves to see what they are reading. So the constant stream of discussion on twitter can get overwhelming. And I’m not likely to chat about the grilled cheese sandwich I’m eating, unless of course David Beckham is letting me lick it off his abs, in which case they’ll be multiple diary entries and photos. But for all under the impression that twitter is just a bunch of nincompoops with a severe case of Bieber fever, I beg to differ. As a writer I have access to agents, editors, publishers, professional and aspiring authors, resources I could never dream of having anywhere else. Is it strange to try to formulate ideas, questions, and answers within 140 characters? Sure. But I’m learning. I might even argue the enforced editing improves my tendency to (ahem) be long-winded.

When you step beyond the perception that Twitter is just a bunch of silly noise and look under the surface there is so much more. Like the writer stymied in the midst of an edit, an author making the difficult decision to fire her agent, the aspiring author who just got a request for his manuscript. Mothers facing the challenges of careers and child rearing. Small business owners grappling with everything from financial downfalls to sexual harassment. Bright students on the verge of graduating, praying they get that job. All these different people reaching out for contact with like-minded individuals. From animal lovers to artists, and everything in between, each group has its own microcosm of humor, pathos and support.

Twitter is more than the sum of its parts. The best example I can offer is my new writer friend Peter from West Yorkshire. The view through his window is Wuthering Heights, minus Heathcliff and Catherine. I’m not being dramatic here, his home is actually in the village where the Bronte sisters lived and wrote some of their most famous works. Can you imagine how different this must be from my urban stranger-than-fiction life in New York city? But in these brief exchanges with Peter I get to experience a completely different perspective through his eyes. Multiply that times hundreds of other people I have yet to meet, and the potential to expand my world is exhilarating.

Now, is every connection that lofty? No, of course not. And yes, sometimes, I’m just joking around with folks. But there’s merit to laughing together as well. If you listen to the news today the world is a train wreck jammed inside an Armageddon sandwich, it’s easy to grow despondent. A kind word or clever turn of phrase does more to influence one’s mindset and our society then we realize. Instead of getting sucked into the black hole of bad news, some days small joyous moments provide a bit of welcome mental scaffolding. So I will continue to stand over here on the side checking out the books on my hosts shelves, talking more and more as each day passes.

Most people don’t get to have the incredible experience I had in Kyoto, where for just a moment I saw that silver thread of connection. Twitter reminds us we’re part of a larger global continuum whose members, while different, are also the same. And if that isn’t a peace on earth good will towards men kind of Xmas fable, I don’t know what is.

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE:

SENSITIVE SKIN, ONE REASON I'M NOT A PRIMA BALLERINA

Advertisements

About Madame Paradox

Heidi David is a writer and freelance producer. She is the author of an as yet unpublished novel, THE FLYING JEWEL; the tale of a traveling circus where the price of admission is one's free will.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to A Xmas Tale Involving Chopsticks And Twitter

  1. Peter Wilkin says:

    What a wonderful posting. Heidi, I am truly moved that you’ve chosen to mention me as your friend. ‘Twitter is more than the sum of its parts’ – beautifully phrased & so very true. Synergy abounds in all the timelines that weave their way through the whole fabric of Twitter. Like you, I have never previously stumbled upon such a gifted community who are so willing to give – often with no thought of recompense other than the ‘common wages’ of human relationship.

    I was intrigued by your childhood experiences in Japan … not least because of the way you describe them. You have a captivating way of writing & a lovely sense of humour that always makes me laugh. Yet when you described your chopsticks dilemma & the elderly gentleman’s intervention I felt the connection between the two of you: poles apart in a number of ways, yet suddenly alone-together: joined in a moment of pure I-Thou … or by a ‘silver thread’ as you so beautifully described it.

    Just such a pity that we can’t extract some of the juices from the interworld of Twitter & infuse it into the wider population.

    Thank you for sharing your Winter’s Tale, Heidi. It is, as you rightly say, so exhilarating to engage with other people’s perspectives … to fuse our horizons & see things from different angles, which all adds up to a much wider, deeper & colourful view of the world.

    • Your beautiful response Peter is exactly the kind of thing that prompted me to mention you in the first place. I am so pleased that you enjoyed the post and truly moved by what you’ve said above. Thank you.

  2. KarenG says:

    It took me awhile to understand twitter, to get how it worked, to make it work for me (esp difficult since I wasn’t sure what I wanted from it in the first place!). But now I love it. It’s sort of like learning a different language. Enjoyed this piece a great deal! It takes talent to go from Japan to twitter in a seamless transition of meaning.

  3. Future4Fina says:

    While we haven’t had a discussion yet, I completely agree with you on the power of Twitter. I cherish many of my friendships formed first by simply following a recommendation. I’ve been blessed by a silly social networking site.

    Likewise, this is how we found each other. Looking forward to getting to know you, muffin.

    -Fina

    • Fina, so nice to meet you. I think I got tired of seeing the nasty snipes on Facebook about the intelligence level of people on twitter. And since I was once a naysayer myself, I guess I just decided it was time to set the record straight. Looking forward to getting to know you as well. Thanks so much for leaving a comment.

  4. Ilana says:

    This is my favorite post of yours yet.

    Is it weird that as I was reading about your encounter in Japan, I thought it would make a great ‘Oreo moment’? I hope not. I think that just means to me that the visual was so clear and powerful that I can imagine recreating it on film.

    I am so glad you have found twitter to be so rewarding. Your wit, intelligence and eloquence are all much appreciated in my corner of the twitter world.

    • You know it was sort of an “oreo moment” ha! It’s always important to me to make readers see, taste or smell the environment I’m describing. That trip to Japan really did impact me as an adult and I wanted to do it justice. So glad it did that for you.

      And if it weren’t for you, my friend, being so welcoming on twitter, introducing me to all your very funny mommy blogger friends, I never would have gotten as comfortable with it as quickly. I am extremely grateful. xo

  5. Kate says:

    Wow. Fantastic job melding the two ideas. To me, Twitter does often seem a foreign land, especially on nights when I feel like I’m calling out into a void. Then again, I frequently feel like that at home, too, so maybe it’s just me.

    If nothing else, Twitter brought me you, a New York connection and a laugh whenever I need it. (You see? My talent knows no bounds! I complimented you–sincerely–and wrote a Hallmark card ALL IN ONE COMMENT.)

  6. Adchick says:

    Well, that’s the best thing I’ve read in a long, long time. Thank you for articulating the Twitter experience so beautifully. It was the platform by which I stumbled upon you, after all, and your obvious great gift of writing. From one Jewish girl to another, Happy Holidays! 🙂 We will meet someday!!

  7. Jason says:

    I love your line “If you listen to the news today the world is a train wreck jammed inside an Armageddon sandwich.” I share your sense of hopefulness about Twitter. There must be at least a little magic in that 140 character box because I, like yourself, have met the most amazing group of people on Twitter, many of them writers. Thank you for this nice Twitter Christmas story.

    • Thanks so much Jason for your comment. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. It’s so great speaking with you and my other new writer pals on twitter, I just wanted to find a way to do my feelings about it justice. Happy Holidays!

  8. Pingback: Evolution, It’s Not Just For Dogs With Gas | Madame Paradox

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s