Tag Archives: New York City

Day 17, Somebody Get Me a Valium With a Michael Phelps Chaser

The story of young Beauregard Fritzen’s road to the Olympics is a bumpy one. On the boy’s eighth birthday Pocko, his turtle and only friend, was struck down by polio. At age twelve, Fritzen’s neighbor’s milkman was blinded in one … Continue reading

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Evolution, It’s Not Just For Dogs With Gas

Some of you may recall I mentioned our family dog Pepper and his digestive issues in an earlier post. Poor Pepper. As a puppy he was sick all the time until the vet determined he was born without the ability … Continue reading

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A Xmas Tale Involving Chopsticks And Twitter

At age twelve I had the extraordinary privilege of going to Japan with my parents. In Tokyo, wall-to-wall bodies filled the city. Huge billboards and traffic abounded. It felt familiar somehow, a combination of battling the crowds to get a … Continue reading

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My Safari Through The Asphalt Jungle

No matter the love hate relationship I may have with Manhattan it is, and shall always be, an exquisite place to be a writer.  A place that cries out to be observed and catalogued for future explorations into the funny, … Continue reading

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The Pied Piper I Ain’t

Somewhere, deep in the bowels of New York city, the roaches are teaching adult education classes to the mice and I thought you should know.  A thousand years ago when I moved here, I knew full well I would have … Continue reading

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Are You A Professional Eavesdropper?

As a writer, I’m fairly certain I have an inalienable right to eavesdrop.  At least that’s what I tell myself, and my mother if she asks, or that girl in the health food store giving me the evil eye.  Yes, … Continue reading

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