Tag Archives: Humor

A Clue To The Eternal Paradox Is Revealed

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Madame Paradox

The time has come the walrus said to talk of my now-infamous Alice In Wonderland Birthday party. I was approximately seven years old when my mother started reading Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass to me at night … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Benjamin Lacombe, Bloggiversary, Camille Rose Garcia, childhood memory, Humor, John Tenniel, Katarzyna Widmanska, Lewis Carroll, Mad Hatter, Mark Ryden, Vladimir Clavijo-Telepnev, writer | 14 Comments

Try Antifreeze For That Youthful Glow

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Today is my birthday. As many of my friends will tell you, I am ridiculously hard on myself. So I greet my birthdays with a rather punitive evaluation of where I’ve been, where I want to be, and all the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged apps, bacon, birthday, birthday wishes, congress, Facebook, golf, Heidi Klum, Humor, influence, iTunes, Jean Harlow, Joshua Jackson, Klout, Marilyn Monroe, Project Runway, StumbleUpon, Twitter, writer | 20 Comments

Of Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax

Posted on June 8, 2011 by Madame Paradox

From time to time I ask myself the important questions in life. For example, why is the dog in this picture pushing a baby carriage? Do I get enough fiber? How much NYC soot can I inhale before becoming the proverbial … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bosoms, Breasts, dirty laundry, Dog pushing a baby carriage, Flotation Device, funny, George Clooney, Goats, Humor, iPhone, Junkmail, Mail, Mother, NYC, Push up bra, Questions, underwear, writer, writing | 16 Comments

My Visit With The Amazon Warrior Women

Posted on May 19, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Today, I will be guest posting for Debi over at The Truth About Motherhood. Now don’t all freak out at once. I am not with child. (Someone get my mother an oxygen tank, would you?) In honor of her blog’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Amazon Women, Bedtime stories, Fiction, Guest Post, Humor, I don't eat spotted dick but I could try, Mommy Bloggers, Sensitive Skin One Reason I'm Not a Prima Ballerina, Sheena Queen of the Jungle, Social Media Moms, The Truth About Motherhood, writer, writing | 12 Comments

If Darla From The Little Rascals Can Do It, Why Can’t I?

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Dear Mr. and Mrs. David: Heidi is a bright child, imaginative and enthusiastic. She’s read every story in the reading corner, some of them twice. It’s our understanding she’s not a big fan of Fun With Dick And Jane as she … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alfalfa, Buckwheat, character, Darla, Dick, Facebook, Fiction, Fun with Dick and Jane, Gene Wilder, Humor, Jane, Janet Leigh, Kindergarten, Our Gang, playing house, Psycho, Report Card, Spanky, Spot, The LIttle Rascals, writer, Writing Advice, YouTube | 24 Comments

Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under the Influence Of This Writing Career

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Madame Paradox

I have this malady I fear is terminal, a creeping fungus that refuses to recede. I am a writer you see, and despite all my best efforts, I can deny this disease no longer. I mean no one in their … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Bedtime stories, childhood, Creativity, funny, history, Humor, Lewis Carroll, madness, Mallomars, memories, musical theater, passion, teacher, timeline, writer, writing | 26 Comments

Bacon, A Cautionary Tale

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Madame Paradox

I’m warning you right now this is a ridiculous post. But I’ve been remiss with my blogging so I thought I’d leave you a wicked little short. Note: This flash fiction was inspired by a contest I missed on the blog … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bacon, flash fiction, Horror, Humor, murder, pneumothorax, poison, revenge, Ryne Douglas Pearson, wicked | 14 Comments

The Apocalypse Is Nigh, In Other News…

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Madame Paradox

The bad news is wearing me down people. Seriously grinding me away. At this rate I will be a mere tablespoon of bitter cocoa powder by May. (What? Did you expect my essence to consist of buttercups and lollipops? Yeesh.) … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged aliens, cats, charlie rose, charlie sheen, Don Draper, fedora, glenn beck, headlines, Humor, Jersey Shore, Jon Hamm, Jon Stewart, Mad Men, Margaret Atwood, megalomaniacs, Neil Gaiman, news, Ninjas, paddle boats, scorpions, shark, Snooki, Stephen Colbert, The Truth About Motherhood | 24 Comments

Dr. Freud, We Have A Problem

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Madame Paradox

There are few things that warm the cockles more than watching a young child play with her dollies. Unless of course she’s me. A dolly placed in my hot little hands was immediately stripped of her worldly possessions. That’s right, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1960's doll commercial, 1970's doll commercials, advice, Baby Alive, Baby Laugh A Lot, Barbie, Chatty Cathy, childhood memory, creative process, doll, editing, Freud, funny, Humor, Mattel, naked dolls, strange childhood behavior, toys, Velvet, writer, writing | 20 Comments

In War There Is No Substitute For Cleavage

Posted on March 10, 2011 by Madame Paradox

Some talented writer friends of mine, Jason C. McIntyre and Julie C. Gardner (that’s correct, I’m only friends with writers whose middle names begin with a C) cajoled me into posting this story. Quite the departure from my dark tale Edwina, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cleavage, Fiction, Gorbachev, Guinness Book of World Records, Humor, passport photos, pasties, push up bras, story, Victoria Secret, vintage brassiere ads | 14 Comments

Tag Archives: Humor

A Clue To The Eternal Paradox Is Revealed

Try Antifreeze For That Youthful Glow

Of Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax

If Darla From The Little Rascals Can Do It, Why Can’t I?

Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under the Influence Of This Writing Career

Bacon, A Cautionary Tale

The Apocalypse Is Nigh, In Other News…

Dr. Freud, We Have A Problem

In War There Is No Substitute For Cleavage

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