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A Clue To The Eternal Paradox Is Revealed
The time has come the walrus said to talk of my now-infamous Alice In Wonderland Birthday party. I was approximately seven years old when my mother started reading Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass to me at night … Continue reading
Try Antifreeze For That Youthful Glow
Today is my birthday. As many of my friends will tell you, I am ridiculously hard on myself. So I greet my birthdays with a rather punitive evaluation of where I’ve been, where I want to be, and all the … Continue reading
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Tagged apps, bacon, birthday, birthday wishes, congress, Facebook, golf, Heidi Klum, Humor, influence, iTunes, Jean Harlow, Joshua Jackson, Klout, Marilyn Monroe, Project Runway, StumbleUpon, Twitter, writer
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Of Shoes And Ships And Sealing Wax
From time to time I ask myself the important questions in life. For example, why is the dog in this picture pushing a baby carriage? Do I get enough fiber? How much NYC soot can I inhale before becoming the proverbial … Continue reading
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Tagged bosoms, Breasts, dirty laundry, Dog pushing a baby carriage, Flotation Device, funny, George Clooney, Goats, Humor, iPhone, Junkmail, Mail, Mother, NYC, Push up bra, Questions, underwear, writer, writing
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Bacon, A Cautionary Tale
I’m warning you right now this is a ridiculous post. But I’ve been remiss with my blogging so I thought I’d leave you a wicked little short. Note: This flash fiction was inspired by a contest I missed on the blog … Continue reading
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Tagged bacon, flash fiction, Horror, Humor, murder, pneumothorax, poison, revenge, Ryne Douglas Pearson, wicked
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The Apocalypse Is Nigh, In Other News…
The bad news is wearing me down people. Seriously grinding me away. At this rate I will be a mere tablespoon of bitter cocoa powder by May. (What? Did you expect my essence to consist of buttercups and lollipops? Yeesh.) … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, cats, charlie rose, charlie sheen, Don Draper, fedora, glenn beck, headlines, Humor, Jersey Shore, Jon Hamm, Jon Stewart, Mad Men, Margaret Atwood, megalomaniacs, Neil Gaiman, news, Ninjas, paddle boats, scorpions, shark, Snooki, Stephen Colbert, The Truth About Motherhood
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In War There Is No Substitute For Cleavage
Some talented writer friends of mine, Jason C. McIntyre and Julie C. Gardner (that’s correct, I’m only friends with writers whose middle names begin with a C) cajoled me into posting this story. Quite the departure from my dark tale Edwina, … Continue reading