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My Bat-Shit-Insane Menagerie Of Truth – Revealed
I think the election season we just witnessed makes it pretty clear that life is surely stranger than fiction, wouldn’t you agree? Witches, Nazi reenactments, secret Muslims yes, it’s quite the bouillabaisse of absurdity bubbling in our country. But you … Continue reading
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Tagged Advertising, Australian outback, Brownies, childhood memory, Dating, Donna Summer, Dracula, Fiction, Girl Scouts, H.R. Pufnstuff, Horror Movies, Humor, Lies, Mommy Shorts, Pierced Ears, Teenagers, Truth, Vampires, Wallpaper, writer
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Your Halloween Cauldron of Silliness
Halloween or Samhain was a celtic tradition. Villagers would gather to celebrate the change of seasons. A time they believed when the wall between the spirit and mortal worlds grew thin. A time when suburban mothers who couldn’t really sew, … Continue reading
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Tagged All Souls Day, Ashrita Furman, Bobbing for Apples, Celtic traditions, childhood memory, chocolate, Claptrap, Copacetic, Costumes, Divination, Fortune telling, Halloween, history, Humor, Mommy Shorts, Nutcrack Night, rituals, Samhain, Trick or Treat, world record, writer
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In Case This Writing Thing Doesn’t Pan Out…
I’m considering alternative employment. Which one do you prefer? You can find more options by clicking here.
Posted in Alternative Careers
Tagged career, contortionist, fakir, human oddities, Humor, job, photos, side show, writer
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The Pied Piper I Ain’t
Somewhere, deep in the bowels of New York city, the roaches are teaching adult education classes to the mice and I thought you should know. A thousand years ago when I moved here, I knew full well I would have … Continue reading
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Tagged apartment, Humor, knight, Manhattan, mouse, New York City, New Yorker, roach, suburbanite, writer
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Sensitive Skin, One Reason I’m Not A Prima Ballerina
Sometime around the age of four I became obsessed with ballerinas. I don’t know if it was the tutu or the toe shoes or the reenacted fairy tales but for whatever reason, I was intrigued. The only thing I wanted … Continue reading
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Tagged ballet, childhood, chocolate, Humor, inspiration, Jewish, news, spontaneity, tutu, writer, writing, Xmas
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In Case This Writing Thing Doesn’t Pan Out…
I’m considering alternative employment. For more options click here.
Posted in Alternative Careers
Tagged career, human oddities, Humor, job, photos, side show, writer
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Mental Malfunction Thy Name Is Blog
It has become clear to me in the first two weeks of trying this that I have blogging on the brain. The double B was inevitable, I suppose. I start seeing all those lovely WordPress stats telling me you’re reading, … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, Brad Pitt, computer, David Beckham, dream, Humor, maelstrom, nightmare, subconscious, WordPress, writer, writing
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Are You A Professional Eavesdropper?
As a writer, I’m fairly certain I have an inalienable right to eavesdrop. At least that’s what I tell myself, and my mother if she asks, or that girl in the health food store giving me the evil eye. Yes, … Continue reading
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Tagged Eavesdrop, fame, Fiction, Humor, Manhattan, New York City, theater, writer, writing
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