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- Wanna take a break from the Xmas shopping mayhem and chuckle? Here's an oldie but a goodie madameparadox.com/2011/12/23/whe… 1 day ago
- @talldrinkowater Apparently this is what stress does to my brain. #MortifiedAndProud 1 week ago
- Dreamt I fell asleep at the mall during Xmas rush and awoke to find Charlie Sheen grabbing my ass 1 week ago
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Virgo Disclaimer: It's not my fault I was born a Virgo. My parents had sex in December, what was I to do about it? I'm a psychotic perfectionist so sue me. Or actually, don't. The point I'm trying to make here is in the likely event that there are missspellings, and grammatical errors, forgive me and keep reading anyway. If I let my Virgo nature get the better of me and obsess over these things, I may never leave the house. And people are expecting me for lunch.